Poofer

Maigan, Bryan, and I went to see the movie Birdman, and I highly recommend.

Afterwards, Maigan and I stopped to use the restroom. As we're walking in, a few of the first stalls were taken so I follow Maigan down to the empty stalls and she turns to me and shouts "Stop following me!" Everyone thought I was some sort of creeper.

THEN we're in our stalls and someone lets out a small fart. Maigan immediately laughs out loud, so NATURALLY, I thought she had farted. I come out of my stall, wash my hands, thinking Maigan was still in her stall. A teenage girl comes out of her stall, sees me, and glares. I'm confused, and head out and there is Maigan outside the bathroom laughing so hard, and running away with Bryan. I catch up to them and ask Maigan if she farted and she said "No! That's why I ran out!"

Maigan laughed at that poor teenage girl, who farted in a completely appropriate place, and since Maigan ran out so quietly, the girl thought I laughed at her. So now, I'm the bad guy, and now she'll clench when she's in a public restroom, because she'll think someone will laugh at her and remember me.


Speaking of Maigan, today I got a call from a Greensboro number, and was confused, as I don't really know anyone in Greensboro.

Me: Hello?
Maigan: Is mom by you?
Me: Yeah...why are you calling from a Greensboro number?
Maigan: It's the police officer's phone.