I want to go to there

I just got back from Trader Joe's. I was there with Charlye, because she needed to grab some groceries and had just been at my place. We're walking in the aisles, and there, next to the dried fruit, is Fredd's (my landlord) super attractive son. He's on the phone and I pretend like I don't see him and he sees me and is like "Hey!" I said hi and we parted ways. He's so freakin' adorable. But then I stopped and wondered, "What if Winston knew I adore his employer's son?"Conflict of interest. This storyline could be added to my future My Life is Shmur sitcom...altered of course. I told Julia I was singing some Peter Cetera in the elevator and Winston can see everything from the cameras, and I jokingly said "I hope he enjoys my karaoke!" And she was like "He was probably mouthing the words with you." This also needs to be a scene in the sitcom.

ANYWHO. So I may have found the most amazing place to live. Unfortunately all slots need to be filled before the lease can be renewed. It's on Wall Street, has a gym, roof, huge kitchen, 2.5 bathrooms, laundry, dishwasher, and Brenda. Brenda is God's gift to mankind. She was giving me a tour of the apartment, and she was like "I hope you don't mind...but I like to bake a lot, and I make Sunday dinners."

This was me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWVZfqgPg-4


Cross your fingers for me!

Also I was walking back from the grocery store and I caught my reflection in a window and I realized that my posture is absolutely terrible. Better posture is a new goal...unfortunately it makes me feel like I'm trying to expose my chest to everyone and that's just awkward.

My posture now.

How I feel walking with good posture - Starla from Napoleon Dynamite.

There's gotta be a better way...

I also just read this great book The Psychopath Test and now I'm afraid I have traits of a psychopath. I'm also paranoid that everyone around me is one as well. Almost one percent of the population is classified as one - that's one out of a hundred people. So I have around 300 friends on facebook - statistically three of those people could be psychopaths. What the what?